It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
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Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
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Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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