I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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