My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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