I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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