She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Dicks are not precious.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
