I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
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im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
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I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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