I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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