The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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