The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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