i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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