i would punch a child for taco bell
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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