I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
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I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
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Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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