Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
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Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
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I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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