There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
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I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
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People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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