My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
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Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?