Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Found your dick twin last night
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah