i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I want her autograph on my taint
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I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
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He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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