oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
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My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
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there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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