yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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