apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
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sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
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Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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