You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
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I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
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Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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