I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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