Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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