i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
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I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
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I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Blow job season was short but glorious.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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