ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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