I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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