I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
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All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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