You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
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