So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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