I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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