She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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