Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Please, let me fuck your mom
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
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I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
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Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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