But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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