I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
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You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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