when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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