The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
These tits shall not be calmed
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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