Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
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You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
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she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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