Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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