well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
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She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Found your dick twin last night
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
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He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Let's get the cat blown out
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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