i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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