But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
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So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
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He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
FUCK WHALES
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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