Bisexual people are plain selfish.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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