I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
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Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
