how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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