Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
