HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
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I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
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BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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