they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
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We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
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I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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