Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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