Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
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I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
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Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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