Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
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she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
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We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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