Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
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My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
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fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
May the power of my ass compel you!!
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I touched a dick in church today
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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