We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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