He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
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allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
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YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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