Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
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and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
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Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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